Monday, September 15, 2008

Thoughts on Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions, 9/14/2008

The following blog post has been brought to you by a near-epic chokejob to the hands of the Detroit Lions.



Oops...wrong sport. But still, it was pretty ugly at the end of the third quarter and the beginning of the fourth.

But anyways, time to get started on this edition. Here are my thoughts.
  • While Aaron Rodgers appeared to have better passing numbers than his last game, the stats are a little misleading. He did have 24-38 for 328 yards, but there were a lot of dropped passes and misfires, especially in the second half. And also, he's been known to hold onto the ball a little too long, as evidenced by the sack-and-strip from the blind side with Dewayne White. And for the second consecutive game, a center-quarterback exchange went awry with Jason Spitz. That needs to be eliminated before it becomes a big problem.
  • But because I don't want to dwell on a negative so much, Rodgers was as good as advertised from his second drive on during the first half. He hit 14 of his first 17 targets during those first four scoring drives, including some situations where he eluded the rush and still delivered a strike to his receiver (the James Jones TD and another Jones first down catch come to mind). For the second week in a row, Rodgers reared back and showed off his arm (to the misfortune of him being compared to Brett Favre here), hitting Greg Jennings on a pass that flew 60 yards in the air. He also found Donald Lee on a seam route for a good chunk of yardage, being able to thread the needle in that zone. He'd then throw a perfect pass to Jordy Nelson, burning his man. And then there's his scrambling ability that I've been raving about all this time.
  • It also helps that Greg Jennings was still his beastly self. But I don't think I need to reiterate that.
  • But Rodgers had to throw the ball a lot today because of the nonexistent running game that did exist against this team in the form of Michael Turner last week. I'm not quite sure if Ryan Grant was still being bothered by his hamstring, but the numbers didn't look promising at all. 20 yards on 15 carries? I need to throw up. But at least Brandon Jackson had a redeeming game, going 61 yards on 7 carries and a touchdown, so it wasn't completely a disastrous day on the ground.
  • Did Calvin Johnson just run past our DBs again? I don't know what to say, but that dude's just a freak of nature. Big, strong, fast, and made a nice catch for his first touchdown. But the coverage of good receivers worries me if Johnson did this to the team twice in the same quarter. What's going to happen when Terrell Owens, Reggie Wayne, Andre Johnson and others does this to the team? (Not that I worry about Andre Johnson, but still...) At least we haven't ha da problem with a good pass-catching tight end like we always do, but that may happen next week with Jason Witten.
  • Another special teams snafu almost cost this team massively. Derrick Frost lets a snap through his hands when he's about to punt from his endzone. That just can't happen.
  • For the second week in a row, Mike McCarthy playcalls like he doesn't want to lose, rather than to win. I forgot to note this, but the massively conservative playcalling during leads makes me wonder whether the head coach's first name is actually Joseph. Especially when Cory Redding was eating our running backs alive (specifically Ryan Grant). And even during the Vikings game, they couldn't run the clock out sufficiently. How about a screen pass instead of running behind the imbecile offensive guards on this team? Mix the shit up, please!
  • At the end, at least we know that the Detroit Lions realized that they were in the lead...and promptly became the Detroit Lions. After taking that lead, it's like they shit the bed on defense and Jon Kitna gained about 20 pounds. Greg Jennings continued being a beast when the Lions forgot how to tackle, so he ran for about 60 yards. Then Mason Crosby kicked a field goal. Then...Kitna somehow donned a white helmet with a blue stripe down the middle, white pants, and a navy blue jersey with a big "14" on the front and back, and threw it to someone from the school with the winged helmets twice...one of which went back for a score. And then he threw one to someone from a HBCU, and that went back for a TD. Jon Kitna being Jon Kitna. Stick to your unfulfilled guarantees.
But anyways, 2-0 is 2-0, and I'm happy that this is the case. But if the Packers have any chance at beating the Cowboys, then there needs to be massive improvements during all three phases of the game.

Boom...outta here.

~KG~

Monday, September 8, 2008

Thoughts on Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers, 9/8/08

The following blog post has been brought to you by the coming of Aaron Rodgers onto the NFL scene and doing work!



The Green Bay Packers...welcome to life after Favre. It won't be as sunny as it was at times today, but it was nice to see Aaron Rodgers winning his first career start, the first start for any Packers quarterback not named Brett Favre since 1992, and beating of all teams, the hated Minnesota Vikings. This really put a smile on my face. Here are my observations of the game.

  • Aside from the long run that Ryan Grant had in the fourth quarter, the running game was basically as I expected: nonexistent, and you can thank the Williams Wall, other Vikings linemen, and the crappy guards/centers on the Packers' side of the ball, specifically Tony Moll. Take away Grant's 57-yarder that set up Rodgers' TD plunge, and the Packers only have 47 rush yards from running backs on an average of 2.5 yards per carry, and that number's rounded up.
  • You could not have asked for a better performance from Aaron Rodgers in his first year out. 18-22, 178 and a nice TD toss, threading the needle between a jumping Kevin Williams and diving Ben Leber to find fullback Korey Hall, who only touched the ball eight times last regular season, all receptions. On that same drive, I must note that Rodgers missed a wide-open Donald Lee in the corner of the endzone, but that was called back because of offsides. The completion number may be a little more inflated than usual since there were a lot of unproductive swing passes here and there. But it should be a little higher, as Rodgers perfectly hit Donald Driver in stride for what should have been a 68-yard touchdown strike but Moll's useless fuckup-self cost them with an ill-advised ineligible man downfield penalty. That drive led to a punt. But Rodgers definitely confirmed my thoughts about him after that Dallas game, that he is much more mobile than Favre and will scramble for yardage. But I'm sure Favre was like that during his younger years too. Speaking of Favre, he reminded me a little of Favre with that playaction fake and bomb to Greg Jennings who leaped for that ball. And best of all, no turnovers from him.
  • I feel sorry for the Lambeau Field janitors, though. They've got to clean up all that yellow dirty laundry from the field, and no, the Packers did not just decide to have a big-ol' orgy on the field. But yeah, 23 times has a flag been thrown, and 21 of those were accepted penalties, 12 of which occurred against the Packers. I've already mentioned one Tony Moll fuckup, but here's more. He had a tripping penalty called against him. That only occurs in hockey, the last time I checked. He was also ineligibly downfield on another occasion, though the Packers didn't benefit from it greatly. I can't wait for Scott Wells to get back and move Jason Spitz back to right guard, getting this bum off the field. And that tripping penalty was part of a hellish drive that started with a false start, included a fumble from Brandon Jackson (which was recovered by Greg Jennings for a first down (WTF)), then 12 men on the field, and after that tripping penalty, a holding penalty on Chad Clifton, resulting in a whopping first-and-33. I challenge someone to name me another instance where a team found its way in a first-and-33 situation. Good luck doing that. On the other hand, the Vikings had a spree of penalties near their own goal line with the Packers having the ball. Ray Edwards had a sack on Rodgers, but that was called back for defensive holding. A few stops at the goal line, and the Vikings are offsides. But still, too many penalties on the Packers' side. We can only hope this number decreases over time.
  • The Vikings' pass defense...well, it looks like nothing's really changed there. Still porous.
  • Jared Allen: ZERO sacks, and ZERO tackles. At least none that mattered on defense. Clifton did a great job of neutralizing him. In fact, there were no sacks at all from the Vikings' defense. Rodgers was flushed from the pocket very few times (and when he was, he scrambled for the first down).
  • The run defense...played as I expected. Adrian Peterson was a load to bring down at times, and earned all 103 yards he got. But on several occasions, when he was counted on to get key third down yardage, the Packers turned him away.
  • The same can't be said about Tarvaris Jackson's running. 65 yards on the ground means that the pass rush has been pressuring him, but Jackson is a better athlete, as he can scramble with ease for the first down. Aaron Kampman in particular has been wreaking havoc with the subpar OTs that the Vikings had (Bryant McKinnie was suspended, leaving them with trouble spots on both sides). A non-mobile quarterback would have been sacked more. Jackson also showed off a pretty strong arm at times. Too bad he hadn't been able to get any long completions. Jackson also had a shaky first half, but got into his groove in the second half on his scoring drives.
Well, that's all I have. Great win for the Packers. They need to work on some stuff as they go to Detroit next week, but after seeing what the Lions did, I don't know how much I have to worry. Hopefully not too much.

~KG~

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

This...is KG's 2008 NFL season preview.

The following blog post has been brought to you by the National Football League, starting in the year 2008, hence the new logo.



Yup. The official beginning of the NFL season is less than 21 hours away (at the time that I began typing this post), and I could not be any more excited than I am right now. Thankfully I don't have to get up early tomorrow, so I should be able to finish this preview before game time tomorrow (and thankfully, I don't have to wait till 9 Eastern to see the game, thanks to the Republican Party (yet that's the only props that party's getting from me ever at this moment)).

So anyways, I'll begin my preview of the 2008 season. I will include my record and my outlook for the team. So here it is...

Starting with the AFC East.

New England Patriots - 12-4
While this team won't run the table like it did last year, it will contend for a top spot in the AFC. Sure, they've lost their best corner in Asante Samuel, but it looks like this team's VERY high on Terrence Wheatley to fill in that hole nicely, and the addition of Deltha O'Neal as a third or fourth cornerback gives them an OK, albeit not a great secondary, but Belichick and company will put the pressure on the quarterback, mixing up who's going to blitz and who's going to drop back, so the secondary will look better than it really is (and the addition of Deltha gives them a veteran presence there, along with Rodney Harrison). The offense, given Tom Brady's health, should not miss a beat. San Diego, Indianapolis and Seattle, all road games listed as Sunday Nighters, could be the only challenges this team faces.

New York Jets - 10-6
Don't tell me that Brett Favre coming over here won't make a positive difference because it will. And not only is it Football Jesus coming over that will help, but major help with the offensive line should, especially with the beast Alan Faneca coming from the Steel City (with Damien Woody being the other). This should help an anemic offense that allowed a ton of sacks. But can Favre continue to make the most of his receivers like he did back in Green Bay? That will be the big question. Defensively, the additions of Vernon Gholston and Calvin Pace should help a pass rush that was average at best. Kris Jenkins can't be much worse than Dewayne Robertson at the nose tackle position, so that terrible run defense should see some improvement.

Buffalo Bills - 8-8
This team's got to be close to making a move for the playoffs in the AFC. They didn't finish very hot last year (they were 7-6 but lost their last three), but you can attribute that to just running into the wrong teams at the wrong time (the first was a Browns game in a blizzard, the second was a Giants game in the snow where Ahmad Bradshaw just went buckwild). But anyway, the quarterback play has to get better. They say Trent Edwards has the best chance to help this team win, and that he's not as mistake-prone as J.P. Losman. But that's not saying much. Depending on how James Hardy progresses, as well as the rest of the defense, this team will have its nose into things, but will it be enough? At this point, that answer is no.

Miami Dolphins - 2-14
Well, you can say this: the Dolphins will have doubled their win total from last year. But Chad Pennington (or whoever fills into the position if/when he gets hurt) has no real reliable targets. Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams will be back at least, but the Dolphins have done very little, if any improving in the offseason. Gone are Zach Thomas, Jason Taylor, and a host of others that are part of the 1-15 aberration last year. But the good news is, Bill Parcells being in the organization will lead to some kind of turnaround. But that can't happen when there's minimal talent whatsoever on the roster. Akin Ayodele and Anthony Fasano were Parcellians in Dallas, and Ayodele's experience in the 3-4 should help. But this team is still abysmal. Good luck turning this puppy around, Tuna.

Now, to the AFC North.

Pittsburgh Steelers - 10-6
As expected with an emerging Cleveland Browns team, the Steelers will take a step back. The loss of Faneca up front will hurt the running game, and Sean Mahan's struggles at center doesn't help things. And neither does the astounding number of sacks given up (47, ranked 31st). We know Roethlisberger can scramble, but the protection needs to get better, but these guys just don't have it. This may just be another concussion for Big Ben waiting to happen. But otherwise, this team had very little roster turnover, and Mendenhall and Sweed coming on as new options on offense. Defensively, the void left by Clark Haggans should not be too hard to fill, with the fact that central-to-western Pennsylvania has some sort of an affinity with linebackers. Surprisingly, this team winds up winning the AFC North by winning the de facto AFC North Championship Game against the Cleveland Browns, and having tiebreaker advantages for them to have a home game in the playoffs.

Cleveland Browns - 10-6
Some people thought these guys were the biggest fluke on the planet last year. I don't buy it. This team is starting to turn the corner as a playoff team. The biggest gripe on the Browns was the play of the defense, who only kept six opponents under 20 points all season and were ranked 30th in the league in yards given up per game. Thankfully for them, they got rid of the dead weight on the D-line and added Corey Williams, who played a three-technique defensive tackle in Green Bay and will be a 3-4 end in Cleveland, and Shaun Rogers, who we all know is a beast inside and will benefit from a change of scenery from that quagmire of a team in Detroit. Will this solve everything? No. But now, teams aren't going to be able to run on this team at will. Given that Derek Anderson can repeat his Pro Bowl performance in 2007, the passing game should be top notch, although Jamal Lewis may regress a bit due to his running style and football age (he's listed as 29, but this will already be his ninth year in the league). But behind a solid offensive line, there shouldn't be too much trouble. Don't be surprised if they actually take the division crown from Pittsburgh this year, as they almost had them in Pittsburgh last year and lost out on the division because of that head-to-head sweep, facilitated by Charlie Frye's ineffectiveness in the first game of the season. It's amazing that that was the difference maker for the Browns.

Cincinnati Bengals - 5-11
Who's gonna run the football for this team? Chris Perry? The guy who hasn't seen the light of a football field since 2006 (and even then, he saw limited action)? DeDe Dorsey? Well at least Kenny Watson isn't absolutely terrible. But you can't get much worse than Rudi Johnson last year, when he was battling hamstring problems. Better yet, is this defense EVER going to improve? Drafting Keith Rivers and Pat Sims is a good starting point. Johnathan Joseph and Leon Hall started to get stuff right towards the end of last year at cornerback, and Bengals fans can only hope if that will continue. Some people have the Bengals higher than 5-11, but they have the misfortune of facing the NFC East and the AFC South, the two best divisions in football, and from what I'm seeing now, this team's gonna need more than just a super passing game. Who knows? Carson Palmer may bounce back and prove this prediction wrong with the weapons that he has, provided that Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco's injury doesn't affect him too much.

Baltimore Ravens - 4-12
Ugh...This may be the first time that Ravens fans may have actually wished that Kyle Boller was going to be their quarterback. But if it means that they get to see Joe Flacco develop, so be it. With Jared Gaither replacing the retired Jonathan Ogden at left tackle, Ravens quarterbacks may need to get used to getting their face masks driven into the ground. That defense isn't getting any younger, either, despite the playmakers still being able to get the job done when needed. Unfortunately, their work is never enough. Don't expect much of a passing game from this team yet, because there's a lot of rebuilding to be done.

AFC South is next.

Indianapolis Colts - 13-3
For some reason I have a gut feeling that I may have overrated this team, given that the three losses I gave them were to San Diego, Jacksonville and then Tennessee at the end of the year when they don't have anything else to play for. Yeah, we know that Marvin Harrison is aging and that injuries are starting to catch up to him. Peyton Manning just came back from surgery on his knee, but we shouldn't expect the Colts to be that bad during the first few weeks of the season, despite going to Minnesota and hosting Jacksonville in Weeks 2 and 3. Luckily, they have the New England game at the Luke, but they go on the road to Pittsburgh and San Diego, teams that run their respective 3-4 defenses to great success. Like many times during their dominance, the Patriots-Colts game may dictate who gets a first round bye or home field advantage.

Jacksonville Jaguars - 11-5
After taking more of a back seat to Fred Taylor as he ran into the Pro Bowl for the first time in his long career, Maurice Jones-Drew looks to improve his yards per carry from a dip that it took in 2007 (4.6 to 2006's 5.7). The big question mark here is whether the passing game will remain where it was last year (in which it wasn't great, but David Garrard was an excellent game manager and ball controller after being handed the reins after the preseason last year) after the additions of Jerry Porter and Troy Williamson. One half of the run-stopping duo of John Henderson and Marcus Stroud is gone, so someone has to step up there. Adding Drayton Florence to the secondary will undoubtedly help their pass defense. While at this point, Derrick Harvey and Quentin Groves will not start, they will be fresh legs coming off the bench to play in passing downs to help their pass rush. The biggest question that the Jaguars have had ever since Jack Del Rio turned this team around is whether they can finally overtake the Colts. If there's any chance for this happening, it's got to be now. Unfortunately, Garrard's injury during the 2007 season derailed chances of that happening, but it can happen with this current club.

Tennessee Titans - 8-8
Stuck in neutral from being in this oh-so tough division, the team seems to have limited upside since it seems that the two titans (with a lowercase t) of the division are there to stay for a while. They may have sneaked into the playoffs as a Wild Card, but they did it by beating up on a subpar NFC South and AFC West, but now they'll play AFC North teams that match up better, even though the NFC North is just as bad this year as either of the two divisions they played last year. And the Houston Texans have made a huge stride over their existence, and believe it or not, the Texans have never beaten a Vince Young-quarterbacked team in the NFL. But that's changing this year. The defense still looks good, thanks to that superb defensive line, given everyone's health (especially Jevon Kearse). Rookie Chris Johnson seems to be the one guy that everyone is clamoring about. The speedster is definitely going to help the running game get that 1-2 punch to complement LenDale White's power. Alge Crumpler already has experience playing with a run-first quarterback in the NFL, so expect him to get a lot off touches.

Houston Texans - 8-8
They're surely knocking on the door to go above .500, but they're not quite there. The running game is dead. Unless Ahman Green has a 2007 Fred Taylor-esque season, this team's going nowhere on the ground. He's not as fast as he used to be, he's injury-prone, and Steve Slaton doesn't have the build to be an every-down back in the league...yet. But he could be useful as a scatback. The offensive line is also doing a little shuffling after Mike Flanagan left and Fred Weary was placed on the IR. But they think that first round pick Duane Brown has some tremendous upside and will start immediately at left tackle. Mario Williams is the freaking truth at DE, and Amobi Okoye should come back to have a better sophomore season. but after Dunta Robinson's horrible injury suffered last year, will he come back from the PUP list and be his old self?

And to round out the AFC...is the West Division.

San Diego Chargers - 14-2
Yup. That's right. Even without/with a less-than-100-percent Shawne Merriman, this team has enough depth at outside linebacker not to miss a beat. Shaun Phillips is almost as disruptive as Merriman, and they seem high on Jyles Tucker, Merriman's backup. But Tucker hasn't been in a situation as an every-down player. After a year of Norv Turner being the man in San Diego, the team looks to start off strong, and this record is attainable under the right circumstances. The Patriots will come into San Diego and challenge them on Sunday Night, as will Indianapolis. But with the schedule the way it is to start the season (Carolina, at Denver, the Jets, at Oakland, at Miami), there's no reason why they shouldn't start 5-0. If everything goes right, they could go into their showdown in Pittsburgh 9-0, or at the worst, 8-1 (given they lose to the Pats). After injuries to key players stalled them from getting to the Super Bowl, expect this team to be playing at their comfortable home in January.

Denver Broncos - 6-10
Don't take this too personally, Broncos fans. But you can't expect me to believe that this team's going to be better when the defense is still suspect (Dewayne Robertson's signing was a little of a help on the D-line, I'll admit), and the team lacks any explosiveness in the receiving corps outside of Brandom Marshall, who I really like. Cutler does seem to be making the move as a solid quarterback, but the schedule is just brutal. This team has never been able to play up to par at sea level (on the road), and teams like Jacksonville, an improved New Orleans, and Tampa Bay all come to Denver. This will probably be the most likely prediction to be wrong from all this. But who knows?

Kansas City Chiefs - 4-12
And you wonder why I had the Chargers being so good in this division. Because it sucks. Larry Johnson is still a very talented back with size, speed, and the ability to catch the ball out of the backfield, but the offensive line may have him in a hospital bed before this season's over. They can only hope that Branden Albert becomes that Will Shields or Willie Roaf that can anchor this team's offensive line. Having your starting center and right guard bolt on you leaves the O-line in a disarray of inexperience and unprovenness. And the defense isn't any better either, after trading Jared Allen to the Vikings. But at least Tamba Hali is there. While Brandon Flowers is expected to man the cornerback position immediately, there's always that learning curve that comes with rookie corners and going to the NFL. And outside of a Dwayne Bowe and an aging but still great Tony Gonzalez, there's no real talent there. I'm honestly surprised that this team doesn't finish last place in my predictions.

Oakland Raiders - 3-13
The good news? The Raiders start the season 2-0. The bad news? The rest of the season. They've got the defense, they've got Darren McFadden, but who's gonna stop them from stacking 8 and 9 in the box to stop the run? JaMarcus Russell must make the big leap this year if the Raiders are to threaten for a .500 record.

Done with the AFC...now, the NFC.

Starting with the East.

Dallas Cowboys - 12-4
This team has everything. The offense...enough said. Marion Barber is returning, and explosive Felix Jones is going to be added to the mix. The defense is expected to get better, although marginally. Zach Thomas comes in and replaces Akin Ayodele at one of the inside linebacker positions. The reinstatement of Adam Bernard Jones and Mike Jenkins being drafted gives this team major depth in the secondary. And the front seven is still there, just ready to cause havoc with the opponents' running game and with the pass rush. Anything less than a Super Bowl would be a failure here.

New York Giants - 11-5
Despite losing Strahan and Umenyiora, the defending champions come back with some semblance of a pass rush, still, with Justin Tuck and Mathias Kiwanuka moving to the end positions. However, the explosive pass rush that catapulted this team to its Super Bowl win WILL take a hit. Also gone is Kawika Mitchell, who was a big impact on the second level. While Antonio Pierce is the main man in the middle, the move of Kiwanuka to the line leaves a hole expected to be filled by Danny Clark, while Gerris Wilkinson, who also played well in the absence of Kiwanuka last season is expected to contribute immediately. But with the reduced pass rush, the defensive backfield is exposed to more trouble than before. Aaron Ross and Corey Webster will start, but there's still a question mark with the safetes, as Kenny Phillips and Michael Johnson are expected to compete for a job as a safety, and the ageless Sammy Knight will back up James Butler, who isn't all that great back there. The division has the fortune of playing against the NFC West, so that's why you see a lot of strong records from this division.

Philadephia Eagles - 11-5
I expect the Eagles to come back strong after a meager 8-8 season. Asante Samuel will make an immediate impact in the secondary and cut the field in half. But most of his success came in a cover-2 zone system, where the Eagles play a lot of man coverage. Samuel should be able to make the adjustment, but it will take a while. Donovan McNabb, when healthy, is one of the best quarterbacks in the league...but the key word there is "when healthy." McNabb, however, doesn't have a complete arsenal with his receivers, yet Brian Westbrook has been that go-to guy. Expect a resurgence from Philly this year.

Washington Redskins - 8-8
For the second consecutive year, the last place team in the NFC East will have a .500 record. Jason Campbell will have to get used to Jim Zorn's edition of the West Coast offense, and I think it's gonna be this that keeps the Redskins out of the playoffs. But not only will Campbell need to do this, but so does Todd Collins, who succeeded in Al Saunders' offense when Campbell went down with his injury. He will have a few options to throw to, given that they develop well. Along with Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle-El, who have struggled with consistency, Malcolm Kelly and Devin Thomas join the mix and can hopefully contribute immediately. Unfortunately for the Skins, the defense is still in flux. Shawn Springs is aging, we don't know whether Carlos Rogers will recover from his knee injury and be back at his former self, and the safety position next to LaRon Landry is in questionable hands with Reed Doughty. Jason Taylor is a welcome addition to the defensive line, but it may not be enough for them.

Now, to the oh-so great NFC North...not.

Green Bay Packers - 10-6 (WARNING: HOMERNESS IS PRESENT IN THIS RATING.)
So...Aaron Rodgers will have to fill in some big shoes left by Number Four. Skipping all the drama that went down during the offseason, Rodgers will be the quarterback for the future. But what does the future hold? Ryan Grant had a monster second half of the season running behind an OK offensive line bookended by two All-Pro tackles in Chad Clifton and Mark Tauscher, but his health is at a premium, knowing how hamstring injuries can be. Rodgers has quite possibly the best arsenal of receivers a young quarterback can have to get into the swing of things. Donald Driver, Greg Jennings, James Jones, and tight end Donald Lee can all contribute and help ease the transition of the starting quarterback position. Defensively, the line takes a hit on the inside. Corey Williams was traded. Much-maligned draft pick Justin Harrell is now on the PUP list. That leaves Ryan Pickett and Johnny Jolly as the top DTs on the team, and they're both solid when healthy (Jolly was IR'd sometime during last season). Aaron Kampman, Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila and Cullen Jenkins are all on the top rotation on the ends, and they can still get after it. Charles Woodson and Al Harris are aging, but still solid whenever Harris doesn't have to face an elite receiver. The Packers are blessed that they play the subpar NFC South, but that's evened out by playing the AFC South, as well as an improved Vikings team, and two other division winners in the NFC that haven't lost a step.

Minnesota Vikings - 9-7 (WARNING: More bias)
They have their franchise running back. They have a blazing fast receiver (again). They have a stout offensive line. They have quite possibly the best defensive line they've ever had since the days of the Purple People Eaters. Their linebackers are solid. But then, there's the big question with this team: quarterback. This is why every Packers fan in the world was holding his or her breath about the possibility of Number Four donning the purple. Thankfully, it didn't happen. It's not like Tarvaris Jackson has the Packers' receiving corps to throw to. There's Bernard Berrian (who's fast but not a top receiver), Sidney Rice (who's sizable but isn't a big play receiver), Bobby Wade (who's a good solid receiver), and...that's it. The tight ends aren't very skilled receivers. But then there's the defense. Jared Allen plus the Williams Wall, then E.J. Henderson, Chad Greenway make for a pretty good front seven. Darren Sharper is still a solid safety, as is Antoine Winfield at corner. But do you know the real problem with this team? No? Well it's simple. They're the Minnesota Vikings. They don't know how to finish a season on top. They had a chance to get into the playoffs last year, and choked! They could have beaten the Redskins at home. That killed their chances. Oh, and then there's Adrian Peterson getting injured, like he's been known to do since his days in Norman. OK, I'm done with clinging to optimism. But seriously, this record doesn't do justice to the strides they took to improve for this season.

Detroit Lions - 6-10
Well first off, this is the Detroit Lions we're talking about. The defense is starting to look like Tampa Bay, Junior, with Chartric Darby, an old Brian Kelly, Dwight Smith, and the more detailed implementation of the Tampa 2 defense. But the fact that I have to say "Junior," doesn't bode well for the team. It's still brutal, and should keep them from going anywhere, no matter how good the offense can be. Speaking of the offense, the receiving needs to get more consistent. They've got a top-notch corps with Roy Williams, Calvin Johnson, Mike Furrey, and Shaun McDonald, and a quarterback that can get it to him, but the consistency isn't there (from Kitna at least). Kevin Smith and Rudi Johnson are expected to share carries and neither of them are really that impressive, and the jury's still out on Smith. Another mediocre season in the Motor City.

Chicago Bears - 5-11
My niece has more offensive talent than the Bears do. So many places where unproven talent, or already-proven-nonexistent talent exist. Wide receiver. We all know that Brandon Lloyd is just trash and should not be starting an NFL game. Marty Booker is at least a good route-runner and possession receiver. Greg Olsen has tremendous athletic talent, but is he the Room Store guy? Can he put it all together as a tight end? Matt Forte seems to have every-down back potential, but it's going to be interesting to see him progress. Kyle Orton is at least a good decision-maker (at least when he's not getting shitfaced all the time) and he rarely makes mistakes, but isn't the guy who will win games for his team. The good news is that the defense is still strong, though they underachieved in certain parts last year, ranking 28th in the league in yards allowed per game. Expect Devin Hester to make a huge impact on offense as a situational slot receiver as well as a return specialist.

Oh boy...Hold your breath, because here we go to...the NFC South...

New Orleans Saints - 10-6
We knew this team had an explosive offense since 2006. Defensively, they weren't up to par. Drew Brees should bounce back and have another career year with Colston, Bush and company coming back. But will Deuce McAllister be the one to spell Bush? Or will it be Pierre Thomas or Aaron Stecker, who came on last year to do well running the ball in the absences of McAllister and Bush? Sedrick Ellis, Randall Gay, and Jonathan Vilma are welcome additions to the porous defense last year. The defensive line should look good on paper, with Charles Grant and Will Smith bookending it. Mike McKenzie is getting older, but can still cover. The Saints are fortunate to have the NFC South to beat up on, but you really don't know what will happen, as surprises have arisen from the division ever since its inception.

Carolina Panthers - 9-7
The key here is whether Jake Delhomme comes back strong from Tommy John surgery and because for a football player it's not as major as it is for a baseball player, I don't think he'll have much trouble with that. Jonathan Stewart was drafted to be the main back and have DeAngelo Williams spell him. I have a feeling Stewart will be a reliable one during his time in Carolina, especially with what could shape to be a good offensive line, with first round pick Jeff Otah going to right tackle, and having the mainstays Jordan Gross and Travelle Wharton play next to each other on the left side. The receiving was given a boost with Muhsin Muhammad returning and D.J. Hackett coming in to ease the burden from Steve Smith. The defensive line is looking weak though outside of Julius Peppers, who himself didn't have a great year last year, with just 2.5 sacks. Jon Beason is ready to be the man in the middle of this defense, and he's got some help on the sides as well. Unfortunately for the Panthers, they lose out on the playoffs on the de facto NFC South championship game on Week 17 against the Saints.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 8-8
Everyone on this team that matters is getting old, it seems. No wonder the state of Florida is a popular retirement site. But the NFL's version of the AARP is still effective until proven otherwise. Joey Galloway, surprisingly, still has speed on the outside. The Bucs brought back Warrick Dunn to be an insurance for when Cadillac Williams breaks an axle again. Somehow, Derrick Brooks is still alive and starting for the team. But the team is neither outstanding nor bad anymore. The Tampa 2 has been a staple of this defense since Monte Kiffin brought it, and for some reason, it just doesn't fail, no matter who the hell is in it. I just wish I knew why it worked and why the Buccaneers have been semi-successful with it. Expect an average season from it.

Atlanta Falcons - 3-13
What else do you expect? I don't think I need to spell anything out for you.

At this point, I'm getting tired of typing stuff about everyone, and my insight isn't as sharp as it was when I started this whole thing.

Seattle Seahawks - 12-4
This team is showing no signs of slowing down. They got rid of the dead weight that was Shaun Alexander, and the change of scenery of Julius Jones could be beneficial, as Marion Barber was overtaking him. If Deion Branch fully recovers from his injury, the Seahawks could have the best passing attack in the NFC, along with Nate Burleson, Bobby Engram, and a little help from Courtney Taylor and John Carlson. The defense shouldn't have any dropoff, as everyone returns better than ever. Expect Seattle to challenge for the NFC crown.

Arizona Cardinals - 7-9
Now that Matt Leinart has been officially branded a bust, Kurt Warner is expected to lead this team, and he's still got juice in the tank. We know about Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin, who somehow still plays for the Cardinals after asking out of there. But Edgerrin James is way over the hill, and the Cardinals don't have a proven running back behind him. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and Calais Campbell should help a defense that was a middle-of-the-roader last year, and is going to a full-time 3-4, moving Chike Okeafor and Travis LaBoy as pass-rushing outside linebackers. They could make a run at the division, but personally, I just don't see it.

St. Louis Rams - 5-11
This team is much better than I'm giving them credit for. Provided that the injury bug doesn't attack the Rams this year, they should scuffle for the .500 mark, but with who they have to play (specifically, the NFC East and an improved AFC East and not getting the Falcons until Week 17), it's not very likely. Chris Long will be expected to contribute immediately as a starter at the defensive end across from Leonard Little. There still should be some punch in this defensive line, and I think their success on defense rides in this area. O.J. Atogwe has developed into one of the conference's better playmakers at free safety, and Tye Hill makes the most of his small frame as a cover corner. Last year was an aberration for Marc Bulger with injuries and whatnot. Expect him, Torry Holt, Steven Jackson, and others to come back with vengeance. But they will fall short.

San Francisco 49ers - 2-14
Well that's what happens when J.T. O'Sullivan starts for your team, and he has a bunch of non-impact players/has-beens to throw to. I feel sorry for Frank Gore and Vernon Davis, the only beacons of hope on offense. As you can tell, I'm tired.

And here are my playoff picks...

SEEDS

NFC:
1) Dallas Cowboys (Dallas beat Seattle in the regular season)
2) Seattle Seahawks
3) Green Bay Packers (Green Bay beat New Orleans in the regular season)
4) New Orleans Saints
5) New York Giants (Giants have a better record against conference opponents than the Eagles)
6) Philadelphia Eagles

AFC:
1) San Diego Chargers
2) Indianapolis Colts
3) New England Patriots
4) Pittsburgh Steelers (Pittsburgh has a better record against divisional opponents than Cleveland)
5) Jacksonville Jaguars
6) Cleveland Browns (Cleveland has a beter record against common opponents than the New York Jets)

And the first round of the playoffs:

(3) Patriots over (6) Browns
(5) Jaguars over (4) Steelers

(6) Eagles over (3) Packers
(5) Gians over (4) Saints

Divisional round:

(3) Patriots over (2) Colts
(5) Jaguars over (1) Chargers

(1) Cowboys over (6) Eagles
(2) Seahawks over (5) Giants

Championship round:

(3) Patriots over (5) Jaguars
(2) Seahawks over (1) Cowboys

SUPER BOWL XLIII

Patriots over Seahawks

And that, my friends, is the preview of the NFL season, 2008.

Peace.

~KG~

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Everton's Newest Supporter (and some stuff on the football vs. soccer thing)

Note: This was finally published on early Monday morning.

The following post has been brought to you by the Everton Football Club, and the idiots that make comments on YouTube.






Well...looks like I did it. Even though I've seen tons of soccer matches before yesterday (even of club soccer last year), yesterday morning officially marked the first time I've watched a club soccer match...as a fan of one of the teams. Before now, I've only cared about the sport during World Cup soccer. But starting last year, watching soccer had me the slightest bit interested. And I'd have to say that I was genuinely surprised at how into it I was.

I actually woke up early enough to catch the second half of the first match of the season between Arsenal and West Bromwich Albion (whom I had never heard of before this year since they were newly promoted), and I was fading in and out of sleep since it was still early that morning. I didn't miss anything, though.

But after washing up, I was able to stay awake for the entire match between my newly adopted Everton going against Blackburn Rovers. The only time my heart beats as strongly as it did during that game would be during Packers games, or meaningful Braves games (which haven't occurred in a good while :( ), or Penn State sports/UNC basketball. But for some reason, it felt like I had been a fan of this team for a long time (from an emotional standpoint, not from a knowledgeable one, as I'm not at a rush to look up the team's entire history, though I may do that soon enough).

But back to the game. After seeing David Dunn score the first goal against us, my heart kinda sank (as did my Internet feed of that game). Thankfully, I was able to find another feed soon enough. So I did catch the first goal that we scored. A perfectly placed free kick from Mikel Arteta knotted the score at 1-1 in added time before the half. I was exuberant after that goal.

Yakubu, who had started to become one of my favorite players from last year, notched his first goal of the season from a back-post cross, giving us a 2-1 lead that dissipated in a matter of minutes when our defense was caught off guard when Roque Santa Cruz netted one shortly after.

Then a few moments passed where I was hoping that the defense could just hold on and take the point. That is, until Yakubu fouled someone from behind during stoppage time, drawing a yellow card, and the free kick from that led to an attempt that was first stopped by our keeper Tim Howard, but later Andre Ooijer put the final dagger into the hearts of thousands kicking a two-foot uncontested goal hitting the top of the inside of the net, basically ending the game, a 3-2 loss.

Here are some of my reactions.

First and foremost, the team did not look good at all defensively. Jason Roberts of the Rovers gave us headaches on some of his runs, and almost scored on a few occasions. Maybe this can be attributed to the many youngsters we have out there, along with the fact that we have a lot of key players out with injuries.

Another thing...offensively, we had some shots, and I was somewhat satisfied by the effort, but to be honest, I would have thought that Blackburn controlled the tempo of the match, and that I would have been satisfied with a draw, especially during that point in stoppage time.

And lastly, that loss stung. It didn't feel as bad as a Packers loss, but it was a little heavier than a Braves loss (especially at this point in the Braves' season). It had permeated my mind for a while during the day when I was in Hagerstown. I didn't know I'd be that into it...but KG, looks like you're in for a ride.

So that concludes my part about the actual athletic competition. Now, let's shift to soccer fans in general.

...Oops, I'm sorry, I should have said "football" fans. I know, you're gonna wind up calling all of us Americans "silly gay yanks that slobber over our 'throwball' rather than 'real football'".

Now this is not really a response to any of Jim Rome's final burns on soccer and how he thinks it's the worst thing to have permeated the world since the Bubonic Plague. But mainly in response to a video entitled "Real Football (soccer) vs. Handball (American football)" (which has since been removed) by some fanboy by the name of ManUtdDrunk (whose account has since been suspended for violations not related to what I'm talking about) who apparently has been to both soccer and football games.

Edit: It turns out that I have found the video in question. It resurfaced after the axing of that account under the username "Milanaire," and under the title "Football (soccer) v Handball (American throwball) Atmosphere." After further review, it appears that I had a few facts wrong. Check out the video below here to find out the details.



What was his main point of comparison? The fan atmosphere. I will admit that soccer has quite possibly the best fan atmosphere of any sport in the world. The constant chanting, the fans cheering at full throat, and sometimes flares going off in the stands, as well as flags flying...that makes it look like a pretty cool place to watch a sporting event. I also wasn't surprised to see the fans at Everton's home stadium boo their team (rightfully so) when the final whistle blew. I don't remember the team he used for the soccer side, but I'm sure it's an historically significant one throughout the soccer-watching world.

But then the NFL team...wait. When you're comparing the fan atmosphere between certain leagues, and you see those three letters together like that, you know you won't get a good comparison, especially with the existence of college football, knowing how much better the atmosphere is in major college football than the NFL, especially in the SEC or the major Big Ten or Big 12 schools. But he could have used a Packers home game for that. Or a Patriots game. Or Steelers. Or Eagles. Or Redskins. Or pre-2008 Chiefs. Or Seahawks. Or Vikings (when they were good). Or Bears. Or Browns.

But as I was going to say, the NFL team that he had to use...was...








the Cincinnati Bengals, as well as the Atlanta Falcons and the Arizona Cardinals. And it did turn out that he used a college team, but it was the Indiana University football team, which isn't as rich in tradition as some of the other Big Ten schools.



Yes. How sad. The Cincinnati Bengals. Apparently he must have thought that that was sufficient to prove his point. Not that his point needed proving anyway, as any rational American sports fan would have just accepted that. But no. He just wanted to rub it in. Yeah, I know that the soccer experience overseas is bigger and means more to the world than American football, but could you at least make as valid comparison as you can using a legitimate fanbase, and not one that's gotten so used to failing that its very logo is synonymous to failure in its own professional sports league? Please. That's just like saying European women are hotter than American women, while making your point using a split screen of Catherine Zeta-Jones on one side and Rosie O'Donnell on the other.



Yeah. Not a fair comparison.

But that's not even the crux of this rant.

It's the massive amounts of ignorance displayed by both sides about the football vs. soccer thing.

OK, world. We get it. We know the rest of the world calls it football. We don't. Get over it. The only nations that don't call it football...*gasp* created their own version of football! That includes the United States of course, Canada, and Australia (and I don't know if I'm missing anyone else but I'll leave it at that). Don't like it? Fine, but don't ask us to change it, nor deride us for our choice!

Another thing, a lot of people across the pond say that football is nothing but a bunch of fat sweaty men with spandex on falling on each other, wearing all sorts of pads, and how they take long breaks every so often, and tell us to play a "real sport" like rugby. And these are the same people who call American sports fans "ignorant yanks" for us not liking their "footbowl."

A couple of thoughts.

Football and rugby are completely different games. I've seen both kinds. In the early days of American football, there were so many cases of people being seriously injured and even killed from it (and some people still do, but that has minimized to the standard rate of any kind of death in sports) that some series, like the Harvard-Yale rivalry or Army-Navy were suspended because of the massive amounts of injury. Also, the way the game is played also makes for more violent hits. Retired NFL players are already being neglected by the head of the Players Union from their on-field injuries that continue to cripple them during their retirement. Just imagine how the game would be if nobody wore pads. There would be at least a few people dying from on-field injuries every year.

And not all American football players are fat. The only people who would be anywhere near close to fat are the offensive and defensive lines. In fact, some of the fastest athletes in the world play football. These are the speed wide receivers and defensive backs (and some running backs). The fastest of the runners in the NFL post 40-yard-dash times in the 4.2-4.3-4.4 second range, which roughly translates to about 11 m/s, not very impressive. Imagine if these players only trained to sprint, and didn't have to train in other areas such as backpedaling, awareness of the ball, changing direction, taking hits from dummies and protecting the football, and other stuff. They'd be world-class sprinters as well.

Also, a whole heck of a lot more strategy is involved in football than (now let's get back to the comparison with) soccer. Now this is not saying that soccer has no strategy (like some Americans erroneously believe), since that's the only way you can have a chance at scoring through a tough defense. Don't believe me? Ask Everton's defense. *rimshot*

In soccer, there's a lot of passing to find a good look to the goal. A lot of attempted crosses (which cause a lot of goals), medium-range kicks that need to bend a certain way to have a chance to get past the defense into the net, other intricate passing schemes to get past the defense, corner kicks, free kicks, etc., and then there's trying to stop these attacks. It's not like basketball, where a dominant player can will himself to the net and score multiple times per game.

But in football, there's the option to run, pass, and do trick plays, and then there's knowing when one is coming, and knowing how to stop them. There's also knowing your kicker's range so he can kick a field goal from a certain distance without having to punt the football to the other team. There's knowing how to cover punts and kickoffs without the other team running it back on you. There are intricate blocking schemes that help your running back towards the end zone or first down. Other blocking schemes are made to pick up blitzes from the other team. There are intricate styles of pass offense (including arguably the hardest one to master in all of football, the "West Coast offense", where a lot of receivers slash through the middle of defenses and these quarterbacks have to put the ball in the exact spot where nobody can deflect or intercept a pass. The quarterback also has to know whether the defense is in man-to-man coverage or zone coverage, so they'll know what to expect from the defense, all while their five-man protection "pocket" is collapsing around him as he looks for the open man when defenders are bearing down on him looking to sack him. The language of these things varies from team to team, so you can't just get signed onto another team mid-season and continue dominating. Playbooks in the NFL have gotten so complex that some people who currently play in the league have trouble memorizing everything, so they stick to those that they believe work best, but that would make it simpler for the defense to stop.

Yeah, to that point. The defense. There's the 4-3, the 3-4 (where you don't know which linebacker(s) will be blitzing), the Cover 2, goal-line (for obvious reasons), nickel packages, dime packages, trying to match up with a tight end (a larger player on offense) who has exceptional speed for his size and jumping ability to make himself a prime target for his quarterback; trying to match up with that kind of tight end; do you use a linebacker who may be a little slower? Or do you use a speedier defensive back who may be compromised in the size compartment?

Okay, I think I made my point clear. While there is strategy in soccer, football's strategy can be matched up with anything. It's almost like chess in action.

What else is there? The break component. OK, you win this time. I also hate the amount of commercial breaks in football compared to the nonstop action of soccer. But to play devil's advocate, the breaks are needed since, once again, they're wearing pads, and that tires people out that much more than not wearing pads. And then there's the "keeping your best players fresh" thing, since football players are playing in the most dangerous sport in America, and once again, retirees in some positions (offensive line, defensive line are a few examples) are sometimes crippled for the rest of their lives. Have that continue nonstop, and the game would be literally unplayable without a mortality or exhaustion rate.

As you can see, I could go on and on about this, but here's the point: The idiot Europeans (I'm not saying everybody) that say football is a pansy sport, and bash it for whatever reasons you come up with, and then calling us Americans ignorant for not liking soccer, ARE THE ONES BEING IGNORANT THEMSELVES. I've given your sport a fair chance and want to stay, how about you do ours the same way, and you'd only realize that FOOTBALL AND SOCCER ARE DIFFERENT SPORTS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO BE COMPARED. THEIR ONLY SIMILARITY IS THE USE OF THE WORD "FOOTBALL." AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING INTO THAT. Call it whatever you want.

You don't have to like football. If you don't, that's OK. There are some sports that I just don't like, like NASCAR. Because it doesn't appeal to me. If football doesn't appeal to you, fine. But don't come up with cockamamie reasons to bash it when chances are, your sport has the same or even worse faults. That's what causes us to get defensive about our sports. Same goes to American football fan who hates soccer because of the lack of scoring.

Case closed.

~KG~

Sunday, April 6, 2008

No matter which team you like, I can ruin your day using pictures. (NFL edition)

Now I got this idea from someone else, but now, I thought I'd expound on this.

But all NFL fans have dealt with emotional pain and distress associated with their team one way or another (I mean, nobody's perfect, right? [/foreshadowing]), and because I'm feeling like that dick that wants to ruin people's days, I'll just go ahead and do that. I'll try to keep my commentary out of it as much as possible.

So, to begin, the Arizona Cardinals (This might be too easy):



Which then reminds me of:



The Atlanta Falcons:





Whoops, wrong Vick picture.



The Baltimore Ravens:





The Buffalo Bills:





The Carolina Panthers:



Wait a sec, that might be their happy moment...well, that's not saying much. But whatever.



The Chicago Bears:





The Cincinnati Bengals:





Well, he's gone. Dammit.



The Cleveland Browns:





The Dallas Cowboys:









The Denver Broncos (damn, this was hard):





The Detroit Lions:



I would like to congratulate Barry Sanders for becoming the all-time rushing leader! Whoops--





The Green Bay Packers:



because I still refuse to acknowledge the event that happened afterwards.



Hmm...I forgot the down and distance to that play, and I don't wish to learn it either.





Only good thing about this is that this led to one of America's biggest accomplishments. (And no, it's not the next picture.)



The Houston Texans:





The Indianapolis Colts:







You know what? I might as well just scare all Colts fans with this picture.



3 in a row...for some reason it feels like much more than that.

The Jacksonville Jaguars (I'll admit this is tough):



It still astonishes me how a team can beat every team in the league, and lose to the same team THREE TIMES.

The Kansas City Chiefs:



Worst run defense in the NFL...what?



The Miami Dolphins:







The Minnesota Vikings:








The New England Patriots:



...huh? What did you expect?

Oh...ok, here you go.









The New Orleans Saints:







Unfortunately, I couldn't find the picture of him throwing a backwards pass in that game.



The New York Giants (I'll admit it's gonna be really tough to ruin the day of someone who's a fan of a Super Bowl-winning team, especially in the manner that they won it, but here goes nothing)







You should be thanking him for being gracious enough to give you the record.

The New York Jets:







The Oakland Raiders:










The Philadelphia Eagles:















The Pittsburgh Steelers:







The St. Louis Rams:





The San Diego Chargers:







The San Francisco 49ers:







The Seattle Seahawks:











OK, I think I've made my point.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers:









This probably wasn't as major as some of the others, but still...

The Tennessee Titans:

Let's start out with the obvious:



OK...on to something else:





The Washington Redskins:







I apologize for the small photo.

But that's all I have for now. I hope you enjoyed this.

Peace.

~KG~